In India, a wedding’s just another excuse to party like there’s no tomorrow.

Quotes of note from our Indian adventure: On the full drink in hand, “don’t waste that! There are sober kids in India”… On the wonders that are female feet, “Open toe stilettos on the streets of Calcutta? Been there, done that.”… On Indian arguments, “nobody wins”… On Calcutta’s road rules, “one hand on horn at all times”… On Indian hospitality, “I don’t remember what it feels like to be hungry”… On Indian rum, “damn this stuff is good… DAMN it’s 10sgd for a gallon!?”… On cultural references, “this rock is in Nepal……” “EVEREST!”